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What To Do with Dandelions
Do you hate dandelions?
I don’t. In fact, I love them.

Taraxacum officinale. Source: Flora von Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz 1885 (U.S. Public Domain)
As I inspected the garden last weekend, I was thrilled to see quite a few dandelions sprouting.
Although we don’t use weedkillers, we don’t get a lot of dandelions.
That’s probably because I like to pull them. And when I do, I try to yank out the whole plant, root and all, well before their heads turn into those fluffy seed puffs. That helps keep the overall population down.
In addition to removing them where you don’t want them, pulling dandelions provides a seasonal treat that’s packed with minerals and nutrients.
If you have been reading this blog long, you know I’m a fan of wild edible plants.
I’m especially fond of dandelions, which are plentiful and trending for foodies. Over the past year, I have seen bags of dandelion greens on the shelves at Whole Foods and dandelion salads on the menus at restaurants. (I tend to gulp at the price.)
According to Whole Dog Journal, dandelions can also be beneficial for dogs.Last weekend’s dandelion haul wasn’t massive – just about 15 young plants, none of which had flowered.
But that was enough. Cleaning dandelions takes a while, especially if you don’t plan to throw anything away.
The entire dandelion plant is edible, although the greens can be a little bitter.
I cleaned mine by soaking them three times in water and then scrubbing all of the dirt from them.
Then, I snipped their roots for roasting and gathered the greens in a bowl.
I haven’t turned my roasted roots into a liver-cleansing tea just yet, but I have gotten use from the greens.
Last night, I snuck some greens between layers of cheese in a batch of nachos. I called ‘em Dandy Nachos.
And on Easter, I used the greens to garnish a batch of deviled eggs.
As promised, see below for the deviled eggs recipe. It’s one of my famous, inexact recipes, so you won’t need any measuring cups.
Deviled Nest Eggs
What you’ll need:
As many boiled eggs as you want (Remember, each whole egg makes two deviled eggs)
- Wasabi mayonaise (Available at Trader Joe’s)
- Your favorite yellow mustard
- A handful of fresh dandelion greens
- Capers
- Paprika
- Bowl and spoons for mixing
Directions:
Carefully peel your boiled eggs – I find it’s best to do this while they are still warm. Slice each egg in half and separate the yolk from the white. Gather all of the yolks in a bowl. Once you have separated all of the eggs, you can mix up your filling. Simply add the yellow mustard and wasabi mayo and begin stirring. Start with a small amount of the condiments at first – no more than a teaspoon – and taste as you go along. You will know when the taste is right for you. Garnish each egg with two or three shreds of dandelion green and one or more capers. Each egg should resemble a little bird nest with very tiny eggs. Sprinkle paprika lightly over the whole batch.
Have you ever eaten dandelions? What did you think?
Sowing the First Spring Seeds
It’s been quiet around here lately.
No lie – I’ve been trying to cut back on the daily computing.
I’ve been needing to get outside.
Luckily, the weather was warm over the weekend, so we headed out to the garden for some peace – and hard work.
To be honest, I wasn’t sure if I would plant much this year. I’ve felt so bad about neglecting last year’s garden that I haven’t even started any seedlings yet this spring.
But when I knelt down by our carrot patch, where that crisp orange smell still lingers in the soil, I knew I had to raid our little seed bank.
As usual, I sowed ‘em thick – two rows of traditional carrots, one row of purple carrots, one row of beets and one row of root parsley.
Over the past couple of years, our gardening experiments have taught us that root vegetables – from sweet potatoes and carrots to turnips and radishes – are easy.
And the dogs tend to love tasty roots as much as we do.
I’m hoping for a bumper crop of root veggies this summer.
In the meantime, the fruit trees are full of buds and dozens of onions are just begging to be trimmed as garnishes or dug up for roasting.
And there are wild things to harvest.
Come back tomorrow to learn about the weeds we’ve been eating and a recipe!Have you begun gardening yet this spring?
How I Spent My Spring Break Staycation
Today, I clock back in at the office after a whole week off.
As much as I love my colleagues and enjoy my job, leaving Zach and the dogs at home is going to be extra hard this morning.
Our first “vacation” of 2013 did not involve a plane ride to the Pacific Northwest or even a bike ride through Missouri’s wine country.
But the time spent together, in our own city and with our beloved dogs was pretty amazing.
Staycation 2013 highlights:
1. Replenishing our supply of homemade, non-toxic household products, including DIY laundry detergent, dryer sheets, dishwasher detergent and citrus-scented all-purpose cleaner.
2. Warming ourselves by the fire of tree branches and twigs that fell down during Kansas City’s recent big, bad snowstorms.
3. Taking time to explore Red X, a big store in Riverside, Missouri, that is part hardware store, part grocery store, part liquor store and part purveyor of antiques and weird animal statues.
4. Having Zach’s sister and brothers over for dinner and taking an extra plate to our neighbor, who brought us a lovely bouquet of flowers to say thanks.
5. Challenging one another to consume the super hot sauce and dried pepper flakes that Bethany brought us from her trip to the Philippines.
6. Going to a movie – Oz the Great and Powerful – on a weeknight.
7. Getting into the St. Patrick’s Day spirit over Irish eats and a Bloody Molly drink at neighborhood dive bar Swagger.
Have you ever stayed home for your vacation? What did you do?
Dog Food Scandal: What If They Were What They Ate?
When the recent horse meat scandal erupted, I knew it was not the last we would hear about deceptive meat substitution on a large scale.
Then, a relative forwarded to me this story from an agricultural industry trade journal:

Source: AllAboutFeed.net
Pretty disgusting, huh?
According to the full version of the story by the Daily Mail, it is suspected that stray dogs were picked up off the streets in Spain and stolen from animal sanctuaries. Then, their bodies were processed into animal feed.
Everything about this story is disturbing.
And that should be true for you whether or not you are a dog person.
It’s amazing how little we really know about any of the food we buy.

Whether we are getting kibble for our pets or enjoying a fancy meal out, we make our decisions based on what the label or menu says.
We trust stores, manufacturers and restaurants to tell us the truth. We have to.
For while we might know what a hamburger tastes like, our senses cannot tell us if the meat is composed of something more than beef.
Who’s to say about that filet of fish, either?
According to The Atlantic, 59% of the “tuna” eaten by Americans is not tuna at all.
As with the horse meat and tainted pet food, the fish findings are based on genetic testing. Without whistle blowers and a scientific investigation, no one would know the truth.
Considering the precarious economic state of the world right now, I fear there may be more disgusting new like this to come.
So, what do we do – as humans and pet caretakers?
- Whenever possible, consume food that is grown and distributed locally.
- If that isn’t practical, pay attention to the labels. Buy the highest-quality pet food you can for your pets, preferably with ingredients sourced in the United States or Canada.
What advice would you add to this list? Do you worry about where your food – and your pet’s food comes from? What are you currently feeding your pets?
The Wayward Dogs currently eat Petcurean grain-free kibble that we get from the Boutique at Kennel Creek Pet Resort.
How to Eat Leftover Birthday Cake
My mama made me a two-layer German chocolate cake for my 31st birthday.
I eat it for breakfast.
You know what tastes great with absolutely any chocolate cake? Coffee!
In case you’re wondering, the specific coffee in question is coarsely ground fair trade Guatemalan coffee from Kansas City’s own the Roasterie. I French-pressed it myself this morning.
I also eat my leftover birthday cake after dinner.
You know what goes great with German chocolate cake in the evening? Hawaiian beer!
I am totally obsessed with this beer right now. I discovered Kona Brewing Company back when my friend Kenton and I visited Maui in 2008. In just the past month, the brand has become available at our neighborhood liquor store.
There are three other varieties available, but the Aloha Series Koko Brown is my favorite. It is brewed with toasted coconut.
Clearly none of the decadence on this page is suitable for canines to share.
But the non-screw beer caps do require the help of party dog Luke and his super handy bottle opener DIY collar accessory.
What sort of decadence are you indulging in today?
A Holiday Drink with Homegrown Lemons and Homemade Ginger Syrup
It’s lemon season.
Well, technically, the season for Meyer lemons grown in temperate areas, such as a big pot in my Missouri dining room, can be year-round. But we just finally picked the first golden bursts of sunshine from our little tree.
In a little over a year, we have seen our little Meyer lemon tree burst into bloom a couple of times. After creating an intoxicating fragrance, most of the flowers fell off. But last spring, several of blooms gave way to little green fruits.
Two of them lasted through the hot, hot summer, my inconsistent care and a move back inside for winter. I eyed the lemon babies daily for signs of yellowing. Finally, they were ready.
Since we only had two, I wanted to be sure we used them for some special and memorable recipe.
By chance, around the same time, my DIY gourmet friend Lisa gave me a bottle of her homemade ginger syrup.
So, Zach cut up the lemons – which were amazingly sweet, tart and juicy – and mixed up some delicious drinks (with a little help from the Sodastream that I previously bought on Lisa’s recommendation).
Check out the recipe for the drinks and the syrup itself!
Lemon Vodka Gingerade (Crystal’s approximation of Zach’s recipe)
Ingredients:
- Vodka
- Lemon wedges
- Ginger Syrup
- Unflavored sparkling water
- Ice
Directions:
Fill a pint glass with ice. Add vodka. We usually pour to about 1/4 of the glass. This would be about 1 to 1-1/2 shots if you’re measuring. Next, add sparkling water, leaving about a finger’s width of room at the top of the glass. Grab a couple lemon wedges and squeeze them into the drink. Then, add ginger syrup to taste.
Now, stir, and enjoy!
A Loose Recipe for Ginger Syrup (Lisa’s Recipe)
Ingredients:
- 3 big pieces of ginger, about the size of your hand
- (Filtered) water
- 2.5 – 3.5 cups suger, I used about 2 parts white, 1 part lt. brown, 1 part raw
- A few pieces of lemon peel from an organic, unwaxed lemon, no pith
Directions:
Note: I just filter it though a medium/fine mesh sieve a couple of times, but if you want it less cloudy and pulpy, you can pass it though cheese cloth a few times before you add the suger.
On this batch, I boiled the ginger down a second time with a couple fresh cups of water. I thought I could get more ginger flavor, but I think it just got a bit bitter. I probably wont do that again.
Have you ever made your own syrup for flavoring fancy drinks? What’s your favorite sparkling drink for holiday time?
A Traditional Thanksgiving Turkey
If you follow me on Instagram or Twitter, you already know I roasted a turkey this Thanksgiving.
The only reason this bears mentioning is that I haven’t eaten bird in, like, over two years.
Last Thanksgiving was all about the Tofurky.
But ever since my dad started hooking us up with Nebraska-raised venison and Zach discovered the joys of preserving meat, dietary restrictions have been relaxing around the Wayward House.
As far as the dogs are concerned, this is awesome news.
Although our whole pack is fond of homegrown carrots, sweet potatoes and other vegetables – cooked, raw or served as pulp snuck into frozen balls of canned food - all the dogs naturally love meat a lot more.
Their extreme glee surprised us the first time we ever prepared elk burgers in the house.
Lucky for the three handsome beggars, although meat gets prepared a lot around here now, Zach is very particular about his food, and I’m still not super meat-motivated.
This means the dogs get more choice handouts than they might in a more traditional omnivore house.
In fact, they’re probably going to get a lot of my roasted turkey leftovers.
From what I hear, my turkey turned out fine, although it was significantly less popular at the party than the smoked bird Zach prepared.
I still haven’t tasted my turkey. It was fun to baste, but I just can’t get jazzed about eating a bird yet.
I might try to trick myself into eating it in a soup. But I’ll probably serve up more to some canines over the next few days.
Share your turkey leftover prep suggestions – for human or pet consumption – in the comments.
The original recipe I used was an adaptation (fresh thyme added to the butter and a peeled orange stuffed in the cavity) of the basic how-to from Simple Bites.













































